Ah, CommuteHub, solving the age-old problem of… commutes. Because what everyone really wants is *more* gamification in their soul-crushing drive to work. It's like they took all the joy out of sustainable choices and replaced it with the nagging feeling that you're not earning enough virtual badges for taking the bus. And let's be honest, if companies like LinkedIn and Netflix are using it, it's probably less about saving the planet and more about boosting their ESG scores. At least they're providing 'unparalleled insights'. I'm sure those insights will be super useful right before the self-driving cars take over and render the whole concept of commuting obsolete.
Seedance 2: Because who needs a real film crew when you can have an AI try to imitate one? They promise cinematic videos, but I bet most of the output looks like a fever dream. The website is full of buzzwords like 'temporal stability' which is probably their way of saying 'less flickery than the other guys'. Good luck getting anything usable without spending hours prompting and referencing, because let's be honest, AI still can't read your mind... yet. And don't even get me started on the name - Seedance? Sounds like a rejected Eurovision entry.
Oh look, another AI-powered social media management tool. Because what the world really needs is more generic content flooding the internet. Sure, it's 'AI-powered,' which probably means it strings together a few buzzwords and slaps on an emoji. And let's be honest, if your social media strategy relies solely on automation, you're basically admitting you have nothing interesting to say in the first place. Good luck competing with the big boys who actually have a marketing budget and, you know, human creativity.